"We are looking to wait for new technology to fix our water problem, and it looks like it hasn't been invented yet, so we must wait." a city official remarked. " Until then, don't drink the water, don't use the water. Don't even look at the damn water."
The original water boil was issued for the community last week after residents spotted what appeared to be a mutated chihuahua running around a local neighborhood, and reports of people stepping out of their shower and finding extra limbs were they obviously shouldn't be.
Long time Beeville resident, Old Man Nicholson isn't bothered by the boil. "I've been drinking the water in town for years" Nicholson scoffed. "I also smoke 3 packs of Marlboros a day, and eat nothing but hamburger meat, and I've never felt better."
Nicholson died 30 seconds after his interview with us.
The Texas Beet will stay on top of this story as it unfolds.
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